Short dating jokes
An actor had been out of work for 15 years because he always forgot his lines. After much worry the actor decided to take the role. He turned around and said, “what the hell was that?Then one day he got a phone call from a director who wanted him for a big part in a play. Opening night arrived, and while he waited in the wings, the actor muttered to himself “Hark! ” -Robert De Nero Marvin, was in the hospital on his death bed.
And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the one.” 8 Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?
After ten more long minutes her phone finally buzzed.
4 A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it?
I went there yesterday to pick up some scraps, and I couldn’t believe how clean it was, I could practically see my reflection through the shiny waxed floor.” “Oscar” hollered Tom spitting the food out of his mouth, “please not while I am eating!!
” Before going in for surgery I thought it would be funny if I posted a note on myself telling the surgeon to be careful.
He was a big, muscular guy with a ring pierced through his lip. A few old couples used to get together to talk about life and to have a good time. After thinking for a few seconds the Harry said, “what are those good smelling flowers called again? The Doctor suggested a test to find out the extent of the problem.